Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna: The Complete Anthology of Shade!

January 28th, 2016 | by staff
Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna: The Complete Anthology of Shade!
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Gather ’round, children, and we’ll you tell the tale of one of the dumbest, naked-est, funniest feuds the Internet has ever known.

It all started when Kylie Jenner started dating Tyga way back in the year of our Lord Disick 2014, but it truly escalated in 2015.

Like, for the entirety of 2015.

You see, the cradle-robbing celebrity couple henceforth known as Kyga angered T-Raww’s booty-tastic baby mama, a.k.a. Blac Chyna.

When your fiance dumps you for a wealthy high school kid, then flaunts it all over the damn place, well, you’re probably gonna be pissed.

Naturally, she felt the need to make the couple feel her wrath … with passive-aggressive Instagram photos and not-so cryptic comments.

In the past 12 months, Kylie and Blac have taken shots at each other on social media, and we’ve been front and center 24/7.

With the possible exception of the new Star Wars, this is the best entertainment you can find to watch with popcorn in hand.

Maybe the beef will fizzle out, but more likely, things will get  worse now that Kylie and Tyga break up and make up on a regular basis.

They make it hard to keep track of their status, but Blac is never more than a shade-throwing photo away. And for that, we thank her.

UPDATE, LATE JANUARY 2016:

The gauntlet has been thrown down and the ante has been upped. Hardcore. Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are banging. Un. Real.

Let’s take it from the top, though …

1. Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna: Former Besties!

Kim kardashian and blac chyna former besties
Believe it or not, there was a time when Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna were BFFs. Oh, how times have changed. Things started to go awry when…

2. Tyga Dumped Blac Chyna

Tyga and blac chyna pic
They were engaged! They had a kid together! What happened?! Oh, that’s right…

3. Tyga Started Dating Kylie

Tyga and kylie photo
Less than a month after he broke up with Blac, Tyga began dating dating Kylie. Of course, he denied it, because she had just turned 17 at the time, and prison is rough on pedos.

4. The Shade Begins

Kylie jenner bling photo
Kylie posted a photo of herself wearing an Audemar Piguet watch that was identical to one that Tyga had given Blac. The implied diss (“I stole your man AND your watch!”) was not lost on Blac.

5. Blac Returns Fire!

Blac chyna tyga embrace
Not only did Blac respond by posting a throwback pic of herself with Tyga, she made sure to dangle her own Piguet timepiece out her car window the next time she encountered some paprazzi. The message? “You can have the man, b–ch! I still got the bling!”

6. Blac Takes the Kylie Lip Challenge

Blac chyna mocks kylie
There was a time when dumb teens were doing horrendous things to swell up their mouths and calling it “The Kylie jenner Lip Challenge.” Blac mocked the trend – and Kylie herself – with the above pic.

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